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  "I'm just a regular white
  guy trying to keep my
  pants zipped, my bills
  paid and my BMW full.
  And yeah, I'm a GOP
  guy - only the best for
  corporate America . "
President Bush asks Bill's advice on how
to handle Hussein, the Israel / Palestine
Crisis and Dad.


Bill gives a lengthy press briefing on his
ideas for Homeland Security and why he,
not Tom Ridge, is the right man for the
job, in accordance with the President's
recent decision change.

  Senator Frenzer filibusters for all of
  corporate America on why there
  should be no controls on CEO'S, on
  corporate spending and no tax breaks
  for anyone but wealthy Republicans.
You want the best for your stockholders because they deserve the best -
just like you. So call The Corporate Jester and he'll really give it to you ....